(Source: mayu-n)
lmao im crying brain why do you hate me
“I don’t wear the dress. Make Paul wear the dress.”
“Well, I’ll ask him.”
It would have made the movie 100x better if Paul really had shown up in a dress fully dragged out, and they went undercover as a lesbian power couple.
Paul/Johnny | For shayzgirletc, with a bonus mini fic!
Johnny fidgets with the cards that are dealt to him as the man across the table idly toys with his scotch. The last two rounds with this guy had practically cleaned him out of yesterday’s winnings, and if he doesn’t have something, anything to pawn off other than the clothes on his back this round, then he’s not going to last the night. Maybe it hadn’t had been the smartest idea to try and hustle him—Paul, he remembers now—at the bar earlier, but Jonny had been desperate for the rush of playing the odds, and now he was paying for it.
Paul eyes him with something akin to amusement. Curiosity, maybe? No, there was nothing interesting about a down-on-his-luck gambling addict in a cheap suit. Johnny swallows nervously and watches through his bangs as Paul’s thin lips curve up ever so slightly at the corners.
“What are you waiting for? Make a move.” Paul’s British accent is becoming rough from the alcohol, and his tone impatient. Those blue-green eyes stare Johnny down, bore straight through him and darken with pure want, which makes anticipation pool in Johnny’s gut and heat flush his face.
Paul smirks, “Don’t worry if you can’t pay me this round. I’m sure that we can work something out.”
Johnny doesn’t have to look down at his hand to know that he’s completely and utterly fucked.
OH HEY SINCE THIS POPPED UP ON MY DASH—
I JUST THOUGHT YA’LL SHOULD KNO THE EXPANSION OF THIS IS COMING (HURR) ALONG NICELY
but I suck at playing poker so I’m kinda bullshitting my way through that part lmao
(Source: suave-graphics)
Michael Fassbender HD Interview - Haywire (by ScreenTeamMedia)
SO RELEVANT! And I think I maybe saw it once before, but that was before, so it’s good to have this again. I also have an interview with James about Johnny if two you’d like it. :D
YES GIMME /grabby hands
Michael Fassbender HD Interview - Haywire (by ScreenTeamMedia)
“Can’t really talk with a gun in my mouth
Maybe that’s what you’ve been dreaming about
Cause you’re a beautiful killer with beautiful eyes
A beautiful killer and I love your disguise”
I NEVER NOTICED HE WAS WEARING GLOVES IN THIS SKJDGNLKJFS /dies
Have have a paragraph of Paul/Johnny. Feel free to correct tense and errors if you see it.
The kiss starts as a slow movement of lips and soft press of tongues—if Johnny didn’t know any better, didn’t know the how and why of being in the alley with this man—he’d almost say it was soft, even sweet. That thought is shattered when Paul sinks his teeth into Johnny’s lower lip, hard, causing him to release a cry from the back of his throat in surprise. Paul runs his tongue lightly over the bruised spot before plunging back into Johnny’s mouth. He sucks on Johnny’s tongue, tangling his hands through his thick, floppy brown hair. It makes Johnny strangely feel like he’s being eaten alive.
look what i found in hq omg isn’t it beautiful
is it weird i found this scene unbearably cute
i mean
he looks like such a bb
and then him drinking the pint
yes fassy you are just so grow up~ /pinches cheeks
also, DEM EYELASHES
Haywire - behind the scenes [x]