Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
I appreciate fine art and fine boys.
Sometimes I’m like “sleep is for the weak”
Sometimes I’m like “sleep is for the week”
There is no in between.
[invades your dreams riding on a stag] do you wanna talk about hannibal
things im attracted to
- cute girls
- good looking gentlemen who are old enough to be my father
[knocks on front door] wanna talk about star trek [knocks on back door] wanna talk about star trek [knocks on living room window] wanna talk about star trek [gets ladder] [knocks on bathroom window] wanna talk about star trek
[BREAKS THROUGH YOUR FRONT DOOR] Did somebody say Leonard Nimoy?
when you finish reading a fanfiction and you come back to reality like