fuckyeahbradtollman:

Brutal

unintelligibility:

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

#i do my nails so they look nice when i rip mens’ hearts out and toss them into the ocean

(Source: stsstuff)

fuckies:

I appreciate fine art and fine boys.

thefalseshepherd122:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

star trek

[breathes heavily]

sennenhallows:

Sometimes I’m like “sleep is for the weak”

Sometimes I’m like “sleep is for the week”

There is no in between.

hanniballectr:

[invades your dreams riding on a stag] do you wanna talk about hannibal

(Source: caastiel)

destructivemusic:

things im attracted to

• cute girls
• good looking gentlemen who are old enough to be my father

falloutbong:

[knocks on front door] wanna talk about star trek [knocks on back door] wanna talk about star trek [knocks on living room window] wanna talk about star trek [gets ladder] [knocks on bathroom window] wanna talk about star trek

(Source: kastiakbc)

leonardnimmoy:

[BREAKS THROUGH YOUR FRONT DOOR] Did somebody say Leonard Nimoy?

(Source: hawk-and-handsaw)

feyminism:

shercocklocked:

when you finish reading a fanfiction and you come back to reality like

#WHAT TIME IS IT #WHERE AM I #HOW DID I GET HERE #HAVE I EATEN #IS IT STILL WEDNESDAY #WHO AM I HEDWIG