DID HE LUNGE ASS FIRST!?
Adding the tags in post because of lazy:
There’s also the perineum! He could get stabbed in that! or the balls. There a lot of areas that could get poked that he might not exactly want poked.
He could also miss entirely and slam his ass over Michael’s tummy or into the couch. Which might be painful.
I’m going to stop now.
OMG! I am so glad I wrote this now.
s;dkjnlkj omg what is it what is it?! /excited