mcfassyanon:

comp-lady:

mcfassyanon:

comp-lady:

mcfassyanon:

comp-lady:

suavebadass:

suavebadass:

#I can’t believe I wrote this #entirely suavebadass’ fault

DID HE LUNGE ASS FIRST!?

Adding the tags in post because of lazy:

#please don’t make me answer that #I won’t make you answer that #It would take some logistics to make it work anyway XD #And really good aim #Lest he getting stabbed in the tailbone by the giant dick #I am a bad person omg #I had to reblog it again for those tags #omg ily

There’s also the perineum! He could get stabbed in that! or the balls. There a lot of areas that could get poked that he might not exactly want poked.

He could also miss entirely and slam his ass over Michael’s tummy or into the couch. Which might be painful.

I’m going to stop now.

OMG! I am so glad I wrote this now.

comp-lady:

suavebadass:

#I can’t believe I wrote this #entirely suavebadass’ fault

mcfassyanon sent: I just wanted to let you know, that what I'm about to send you I can't believe I wrote. And I hope you like it. :-D

s;dkjnlkj omg what is it what is it?! /excited

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